(GREEN WAIFU) K Coaster
🌿 GREEN WAIFU K COASTER – "VERDANT VANGUARD SHIELD" EDITION
"Defend your table with untamed kawaii energy—where every spill meets its match in TEAM K’s eco-warrior charm and tactical foliage. Perfect for jungle ops or crushing condensation chaos."
🍃 COMBAT-CUTE SPECS
✔ GUERRILLA ABSORB CORE – Nano-fiber matrix annihilates coffee floods and juice ambushes (jungle-tested by TEAM K’s foliage division)
✔ FOLIAGE-PRINT ART – UV-reactive leaves reveal hidden K-emotes under blacklight (coordinates to secret forest bases)
✔ STEALTH GRIP TECH – Non-slip base survives sudden snack raids and vine-swinging chaos
🌳 YOUR PURCHASE = ECO-WARRIOR IMPACT
▸ 1 coaster = 1 tree planted in TEAM K’s name for rainforest reclamation
▸ 5 coasters unlock the "Canopy Care Bundle" (bamboo straw set + endangered animal enamel pins)
🌱 DIGITAL PERKS
→ "Forest Guardian" badge (unlocks AR training for jungle hydration ops)
→ K’s "Emerald Ambush" playlist (tribal drums x synthwave cricket symphonies)
🌿 STYLE IT WILD
• CANOPY CLOAK – Pair with moss-green mugs + fern-print napkins for full camouflage
• NEON JUNGLE – Rock holographic glassware + "No Survivors" coasters
🛒 [GO FERAL MODE]
More details
- Made with absorbent cork— renewable & biodegradable
- High gloss coating on top
- Features sturdy Medium Density Fibreboard
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Pretty K
- Email: contact@support.prettyk.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Size: 3.74″×3.74″
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.