(PINK WAIFU) K Desk Mat 15.5" x 31.5"

155,74 kr. 155,74 kr. DKK

šŸ–±ļøĀ PINK WAIFU K DESK MAT – "BUBBLEGUM BLITZ" EDITION
15.5x31.5" MEGA SUGAR WARZONE
"Command your desk with K’s strawberry-strike supremacy—a ā€˜cotton candy coup’ rigged for glitter-powered headshots and spreadsheet annihilation. This mat isn’t just pink—it’s a sugar-rush siege where cuteness crushes chaos. Warning: excessive adorableness may cause desk domination."

⚔ COMBAT-CONFECTION SPECS:
āœ”ļøĀ MEGA BATTLEFIELD – 15.5x31.5" sprawl (fits keyboards, snack hoards, and emotional support plushie armies).
āœ”ļøĀ STRAWBERRY-TRACTION GRIP™ – Non-slip marshmallow-textured base (defies desk drift during uwu emergencies or snack avalanches).
āœ”ļøĀ 5MM CUPCAKE ARMOR – Plush foam survives 25K APM* + accidental ramen monsoons (cuteness intact).
āœ”ļøĀ VELVET GLIDE SURFACE – Micro-suede finish (cursor speed:Ā "sprinkle-powered hyper mode").
**(APM = Adorable Punches per Minute)

šŸ’„Ā YOUR PURCHASE = PINK PLATOON POWER:
ā–ø 1 mat = 1 week ofĀ "sugar rations"Ā (pocky sticks or mystery boba ceasefire coupons).
ā–ø 3 mats = Unlock theĀ "Waifu War Chest"Ā (heart-shaped RGB lamp + K’s encryptedĀ Ramen RescueĀ ASMR track).

šŸŽ®Ā BONUS DLC:
→ "Pink Panic Playlist" – Hyperpop anime boss battle remixes (+1 karaoke courage).
→ Digital "Bubblegum Brigadier" Badge – Pastel Discord flair +Ā "Snack Emergency"Ā emote.
→ Secret Perk: K’sĀ "Sugar Crash ASMR"Ā (whispered battle plans + candy-wrapper crinkle symphony).

🌈 STYLE IT LIKE A DESSERT WARLORD:
• STEALTH SWEETNESS – Pair with rose gold peripherals + RGB set toĀ "cotton candy pulse."
• SUGAR RIOT – Add holographic nail decals + aĀ "Critical Kawaii"Ā latte mug.

COLOR/STYLE:
• BLUSH BOMBARDMENT – Soft pink base with metallic K portrait + glitter combat ribbons (UV-reactive for midnight raids).
• COTTON CANDY CRUSADE – Swirls of neon pink/blue (glows under RGB siege lighting).
Optional engraving: Add your gamer tag in "sweetheart script"!

ā€œGLITTER IS NON-NEGOTIABLE. VICTORY IS FROSTED.ā€ – K/ENIGMA

šŸ›’Ā DEPLOY THE SUGAR SIEGE:

More details

  • 3 mm thick neoprene
  • Anti-slip backing

Size & Fit

  • 15.5" x 31.5"

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.