WallE Desk Mat 15.5" x 31.5"
🖱️ WALL-E DESK MAT – "JUNKHEAP JUJITSU" EDITION
*15.5x31.5" MEGA TACTICAL ECO-WARZONE*
"Dominate your desk’s post-apocalyptic wasteland with WALL-E’s eco-glitter resilience. This mat isn’t just oversized—it’s a ‘solar-powered siege’ rigged for tactical trash-compacting and midnight snack rebellions. Warning: cuteness may cause spontaneous desk revolutions."
⚡ COMBAT-RECYCLED SPECS:
✔️ MEGA WASTELAND ZONE – 15.5x31.5" sprawl (fits keyboards, seedling stashes, and emotional support Rubik’s cubes).
✔️ SOLAR-POWERED GRIP™ – Non-slip solar-panel texture (defies desk drift during dust storms or rogue Roomba raids).
✔️ 5MM JUNK-PROOF CORE – Upcycled foam armor (survives 25K APM* + accidental sludge tsunamis).
✔️ ECO-GLIDE SURFACE – Micro-polished recycled weave (cursor speed: "solar sprint mode activated").
**(APM = Adorable Punches per Minute)
💥 YOUR PURCHASE = EARTHLING SUPPORT:
▸ 1 mat = 1 week of "eco rations" (seed gummies or solar-charged boba vouchers).
▸ 3 mats = Unlock the "Wasteland Care Package" (mini desk succulent + K’s encrypted Dirt Cup Ramen recipe PDF).
🎮 BONUS DLC:
→ "Rust & Beats" Playlist – Lofi robot hums + ASMR trash compaction (+1 focus during cleanup ops).
→ Digital "Eco Lieutenant" Badge – Oxidized-copper Discord flair + "Critically Sustainable" emote.
→ Secret Perk: WALL-E’s "Trash Tower Defense" mini-game (defend your desk from junk avalanches).
🌈 STYLE IT LIKE A WASTELAND WARLORD:
• STEALTH RECYCLE – Matte brown peripherals + RGB set to "sunset amber."
• SOLAR CHIC – Add plant-print keycaps + a "Critically Compostable" tumbler.
COLOR/STYLE:
• APOCALYPSE AMBER – Weathered copper base with chibi WALL-E + UV-reactive rust glitter (glows like a relic).
• GREEN MACHINE – Gradient olive/moss swirls with glow-in-the-dark recycle glyphs (eco-rave ready).
Optional engraving: Laser-etch your name in "scrap-metal script"!
“SAVE THE DESKTOP. GLITTER IS ETERNAL.” – K/ENIGMA
🛒 IGNITE THE ECO-REBELLION:
More details
- 3 mm thick neoprene
- Anti-slip backing
Size & Fit
- 15.5" x 31.5"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.