(Green CHIBI) K Desk Mat 12" x 22"
š±ļøĀ GREEN CHIBI K DESK MAT ā "CHLOROPHYLL CHOKEHOLD" EDITION
12x22" TACTICAL JUNGLE WARZONE
"Command your desk with Kās pint-sized photosynthesis fury. This mat isnāt just eco-friendlyāitās a āvine-speed siegeā rigged for tactical acorn ambushes and glitter-powered spreadsheet takedowns. Warning: cuteness may cause spontaneous desk overgrowth."
ā”Ā COMBAT-BOTANICAL SPECS:
āļøĀ XXL GROVE ZONEĀ ā 12x22" tactical sprawl (fits keyboards, terrariums, and emergency matcha reserves)
āļøĀ MOSS-LOCK GRIPā¢Ā ā Non-slip forest-floor texture (defies desk drift during monsoon meltdowns or snack-root rebellions)
āļøĀ 4MM CANOPY ARMORĀ ā Rainforest-density foam (endures 20K APM* + squirrel-level snack hoarding)
āļøĀ FERNWAVE GLIDE SURFACEĀ ā Micro-polished weave (cursor speed:Ā "vine-whip velocity mode engaged")
**(APM = Adorable Punches per Minute)
š„Ā YOUR PURCHASE = FOREST GUARDIAN SUPPORT:
āø 1 mat = 1 week of "grove rations" (matcha gummies or herbal tea ceasefire vouchers)
āø 3 mats = Unlock theĀ "Eco-Warrior Care Kit"Ā (mini bonsai desk plant + Kās encrypted "Zen Garden Ramen" recipe scroll)
š®Ā BONUS DLC:
āĀ "Canopy Beats" PlaylistĀ ā Lofi rainforest ASMR + drum & bass leaf rustles (+1 focus during barkouts)
āĀ Digital "Jungle Lieutenant" BadgeĀ ā Unlock moss-green Discord flair +Ā "Logging Off? Never."Ā emote
āĀ Secret Perk: Kās "Terrarium Builder" mini-game (design virtual jungles for squad HQ)
šĀ STYLE IT LIKE A FOREST SAGE:
ā¢Ā STEALTH FOLIAGEĀ ā Pair with wooden peripherals + RGB set to "emerald pulse"
ā¢Ā WILDLING CHAOSĀ ā Add fern-shaped keycaps + a "Critical Chlorophyll" tumbler
šĀ PLANT YOUR FLAG:
More details
- 3 mm thick neoprene
- Anti-slip backing
Size & Fit
12" x 22"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.