Team K (V-2) Coaster

€9.08

🔥 TEAM K V2 COASTER – "GLITTER BARRICADE" EDITION 🔥
"Defend your desk from rogue condensation with K/ENIGMA's 'sugar-skull shield'—a tactical coaster rigged for confetti explosions and taco-powered hydration. Cuteness with caliente protection."

⚡ COMBAT-FIESTA SPECS:

✔️ AZTEC ABSORB-X – Military-grade cork (neutralizes 100% sweat bombs + ramen monsoon spills)
✔️ GLITTERFLEX PRINT – Fade-resistant sugar skull (shifts colors under LED siege lighting)
✔️ LUCHA LIBRE GRIP – Non-slip silicone base for sudden huarache dodges
✔️ SECRET TACO COMPARTMENT – Hidden underside slot for emergency chamoy packets

💥 YOUR PURCHASE = SQUAD DEFENSE:

▸ 1 coaster = 1 week of "hydration rations" for K/ENIGMA’s Mexico ops
▸ 3 coasters = Unlock "Fiesta Fortress Kit" (alebrije napkins + Horchata ASMR)

🎧 BONUS DLC:

→ "Condensation Beats" Playlist – Lofi banda waterdrop remixes (+1 focus)
→ Digital "Coaster Luchador" Badge – Discord flair + "¡Cuidado!" emote
→ Secret Perk: K’s "Taco Sweat Defense" mini-game

🇲🇽 STYLE IT LIKE A FIESTA GENERAL:

• STEALTH MODE – Deploy under black matte mugs + obsidian shot glasses
• CHAOS MODE – Pair with "Spicy Critical" tumblers + LED cactus stirrers

🥤 COLORWAYS:

• MIDNIGHT LUCHA – Black with glow-in-dark sugar skull (UV-reactive)
• SUNSET FIESTA – Gradient red/green/white (matches club-ready drinkware)

🛒 DEPLOY BEVERAGE DEFENSE:

More details

  • Made with absorbent cork— renewable & biodegradable
  • High gloss coating on top
  • Features sturdy Medium Density Fibreboard

Size & Fit

Size: 3.74″×3.74″

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.