(Green WAIFU) K Women's Pajama Shorts
šæĀ GREEN WAIFU K PAJAMA SHORTS ā "JUNGLE JAMMER" EDITION
"Sleep like a predator,Ā dream like an apex protectorāthese shorts areĀ feral comfortĀ for summer nights."
ā”Ā GUERRILLA COOLING TECH:
āĀ PHOTOSYNTHETIC CHAMBRAYĀ ā Gains power from moonlight (and midnight snacks)
āĀ VINE-STRAP POCKETSĀ ā Holds emergency gummies + wrestling move flashcards
āĀ PREDATOR WAISTBANDĀ ā Silent-elastic for stealth fridge raids
šĀ YOUR PURCHASE = EARTHSHAKER AID:
āø 1 pair = Plants 1 "Canopy Care Pack" (medical funds OR 5 "rage garden" therapy sessions)
āø 4 pairs = UnlocksĀ "Operation: Wild Charge"Ā (personalized nature ASMR from Enigma)
šĀ BONUS RAINFOREST PERKS:
ā DigitalĀ "Emerald Enforcer"Ā badge (with animated vines)
āĀ "Predator's Lullaby"Ā (jungle beats x steel chair ambient)
š“Ā STYLE YOUR WILD SIDE:
ā¢Ā STEALTH MODEĀ ā Black crop top for "urban yeti" realness
ā¢Ā FULL FERALĀ ā Pair with leopard-print thigh highs + "No Cage" scrunchie
šĀ EMBRACE THE CHAOS:
[Add to Cart] ā¢ [Bundle With 'Venus Snap Trap' Sleep Shirt for +25% Jungle Stamina]
More details
- 100% polyester
- Premium quality and silky feel
- Fabric weight: 3.2 oz./yd.Ā² (90 g/mĀ²)
- Relaxed fit
- Piping detail along the side seams
- Adjustable drawstrings
- Customizable care label and hang tag
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Pretty K
- Email: contact@support.prettyk.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.