Enigma Women's Pajama Pants
💜 ENIGMA PAJAMA PANTS – "MYSTIC MOBILITY" EDITION
"Sleep like a time traveler, dream like a wheelchair-bound warlock—these PJs are parallel universe portals with pockets."
🌀 CHAOS-READY COMFORT TECH:
✔ GALACTIC FLEECE – Warp-speed warmth with hidden constellation coordinates
✔ QUANTUM POCKETS – Holds emergency gummies, spare spoons, and wrestling trivia
✔ AURA-ADJUST WAIST – Expands for pizza nights/contracts for sudden stand-up comedy urges
♿ YOUR PURCHASE = DREAM FUEL:
â–¸ 1 pair = Charges 1 "Barrier Breaker Kit" (medical funds OR adaptive gear mods)
▸ 5 pairs = Activates "Operation: Astral Projection" (Enigma's wheelchair wheelie ASMR mix)
🔮 BONUS MYSTIC PERKS:
→ Digital "Pajama Paradox" badge (with glitch animation)
→ "The Multiverse Lullaby" (elevator music x steel chair samples)
🛌 STYLE YOUR COSMOS:
• STEALTH MODE – Black tank for "undercover time bandit" vibes
• FULL REALITY GLITCH – Mismatched socks + "No Linear Time" sleep mask
🛒 DEFY PHYSICS:
[Add to Cart] • [Bundle With 'Unstable Molecule' Slippers for +30% Paradox Resistance]
More details
- 100% polyester
- Fabric weight: 2.65 oz./yd.² (90 g/m²)
- Straight, relaxed fit
- Drawstrings
- Decorative piping along the side seams
- Customizable care label and hang tag
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Pretty K
- Email: contact@support.prettyk.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Enigma Women's Pajama Pants Size Guide
| Size label | Waist | Hips |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
25.2
|
35.43
|
|
S
|
26.77
|
371
|
|
M
|
28.35
|
38.58
|
|
L
|
31 1/2
|
41.73
|
|
XL
|
34.65
|
44.88
|
|
2XL
|
37.8
|
483
|