(Green CHIBI) K Desk Mat 12" x 22"

🖱️ GREEN CHIBI K DESK MAT – "CHLOROPHYLL CHOKEHOLD" EDITION
12x22" TACTICAL JUNGLE WARZONE
"Command your desk with K’s pint-sized photosynthesis fury. This mat isn’t just eco-friendly—it’s a ‘vine-speed siege’ rigged for tactical acorn ambushes and glitter-powered spreadsheet takedowns. Warning: cuteness may cause spontaneous desk overgrowth."

⚡ COMBAT-BOTANICAL SPECS:
✔️ XXL GROVE ZONE – 12x22" tactical sprawl (fits keyboards, terrariums, and emergency matcha reserves)
✔️ MOSS-LOCK GRIP™ – Non-slip forest-floor texture (defies desk drift during monsoon meltdowns or snack-root rebellions)
✔️ 4MM CANOPY ARMOR – Rainforest-density foam (endures 20K APM* + squirrel-level snack hoarding)
✔️ FERNWAVE GLIDE SURFACE – Micro-polished weave (cursor speed: "vine-whip velocity mode engaged")
**(APM = Adorable Punches per Minute)

💥 YOUR PURCHASE = FOREST GUARDIAN SUPPORT:
▸ 1 mat = 1 week of "grove rations" (matcha gummies or herbal tea ceasefire vouchers)
▸ 3 mats = Unlock the "Eco-Warrior Care Kit" (mini bonsai desk plant + K’s encrypted "Zen Garden Ramen" recipe scroll)

🎮 BONUS DLC:
→ "Canopy Beats" Playlist – Lofi rainforest ASMR + drum & bass leaf rustles (+1 focus during barkouts)
→ Digital "Jungle Lieutenant" Badge – Unlock moss-green Discord flair + "Logging Off? Never." emote
→ Secret Perk: K’s "Terrarium Builder" mini-game (design virtual jungles for squad HQ)

🌈 STYLE IT LIKE A FOREST SAGE:
• STEALTH FOLIAGE – Pair with wooden peripherals + RGB set to "emerald pulse"
• WILDLING CHAOS – Add fern-shaped keycaps + a "Critical Chlorophyll" tumbler

🛒 PLANT YOUR FLAG: