(Green WAIFU) K Crop Hoodie
šĀ GREEN WAIFU K CROP HOODIE ā "JUNGLE JACKHAMMER" EDITION
"Nature's most dangerous predator? A soft-hearted fighter in neon foliage camo."
šæĀ GUERRILLA COMFORT TECH:
āĀ PHOTOSYNTHETIC FLEECEĀ ā Gains power from sunlight and compliments (like K does)
āĀ VINE-STRAP POCKETSĀ ā Self-adjusting storage for protein bars + wrestling tape
āĀ BIO-LUMINESCENT LOGOĀ ā Glows when it detects underdogs needing support
šĀ YOUR PURCHASE = EARTHQUAKE AID:
āø 1 hoodie = Plants 1 "Money Tree" (covers co-pays or buys 7 "I survived today" smoothies)
āø 3 hoodies = Activates "Operation: Canopy Cover" (personalized nature ASMR from Enigma)
š¦Ā BONUS RAINFOREST PERKS:
ā DigitalĀ "Emerald Enforcer"Ā badge with animated vines
ā K'sĀ "Chlorophyll Chaos"Ā playlist (jungle beats mixed with steel chair sounds)
šĀ STYLE YOUR WILD SIDE:
ā¢Ā STEALTH MODEĀ ā Layer over black bike shorts for "urban jungle predator" realness
ā¢Ā FULL TROPICALĀ ā Pair with lizard print leggings + stompy platform boots
šĀ GO FULL FERAL:
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More details
- 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
- Midweight fabric: 6.5 oz/ydĀ² (220.39 g/mĀ²)
- Regular fit
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
(Green WAIFU) K Crop Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
18.63
|
22
|
|
M
|
19.38
|
23 1/2
|
|
L
|
21.38
|
25 1/2
|
|
XL
|
22.13
|
27 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
22.88
|
29 1/2
|