Enigma Women's Long Sleeve Pajama Top
💜 ENIGMA LONG SLEEVE PAJAMA TOP – "QUANTUM SIEGE: WINTER OPS" EDITION
"Time moves slower in winter—this top is your temporal warmth core for multiverse snowball wars."
🌀 CHAOS-ENGINEERED WINTER TECH:
✔ REALITY-FLEECE LINING – Warps spacetime to retain 37% more heat than physics allows
✔ PARADOX TUNNELS (hidden inner sleeves) – Somehow fit more hot cocoa packets than mathematically possible
✔ WHEELCHAIR-OPTIMIZED CUFFS – Extra room for spontaneous frosty wheelies
♿ YOUR PURCHASE = TIME FUEL:
â–¸ 1 top = Charges 1 "Barrier Breaker Winter Kit" (medical funds OR adaptive cold gear)
▸ 5 tops = Activates "Operation: Frozen Paradox" (wheelchair snow drift ASMR mix)
🔮 BONUS MYSTIC PERKS:
→ Digital "Rogue Physicist" badge (with animated snowflake fractals)
→ "Multiverse Yule Log" (elevator music x ice crack samples)
👚 STYLE YOUR COSMOS:
• STEALTH MODE – Black thermal leggings for "undercover time agent" vibes
• FULL REALITY GLITCH – Mismatched layers + "No Linear Time" fingerless gloves
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More details
- 100% polyester
- Fabric weight: 2.65 oz./yd.² (90 g/m²)
- Relaxed fit
- Chest pocket
- Decorative piping around the collar, chest pocket, and cuffs
- Customizable care label and hang tag
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Enigma Women's Long Sleeve Pajama Top Size Guide
| Size label | Chest | Waist | Hips |
|---|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
337
|
25.2
|
35.43
|
|
S
|
34.65
|
26.77
|
371
|
|
M
|
36.22
|
28.35
|
38.58
|
|
L
|
39.37
|
31 1/2
|
41.73
|
|
XL
|
42.52
|
34.65
|
44.88
|
|
2XL
|
45.67
|
37.8
|
483
|