WallE Desk Mat 12" x 22"
š±ļøĀ WALL-E DESK MAT ā "JUNKHEAP JUJITSU" EDITION
*12x22" TACTICAL ECO-ASSAULT*
"Dominate your deskās post-apocalyptic wasteland with WALL-Eās eco-glitter resilience. This mat isnāt just recycledāitās a āsolar-powered siegeā rigged for trash-compacting precision and tactical snack hoarding. Warning: cuteness may cause spontaneous desk rebellions."
ā”Ā COMBAT-RECYCLED SPECS:
āļøĀ XXL WASTELAND ZONEĀ ā 12x22" tactical sprawl (fits keyboards, seedling stashes, and emotional support Rubikās cubes)
āļøĀ SOLAR-POWERED GRIPā¢Ā ā Non-slip solar-panel texture (defies desk drift during dust storms or rogue Roomba raids)
āļøĀ 5MM JUNK-PROOF COREĀ ā Upcycled foam armor (survives 20K APM* + accidental sludge tsunamis)
āļøĀ ECO-GLIDE SURFACEĀ ā Micro-polished recycled weave (cursor speed:Ā "solar sprint mode activated")
**(APM = Adorable Punches per Minute)
š„Ā YOUR PURCHASE = EARTHLING SUPPORT:
āø 1 mat = 1 week of "eco rations" (seed gummies or mystery solar-charged boba vouchers)
āø 3 mats = Unlock theĀ "Wasteland Care Package"Ā (mini desk succulent + Kās encrypted "Dirt Cup Ramen" recipe PDF)
š®Ā BONUS DLC:
āĀ "Rust & Beats" PlaylistĀ ā Lofi robot hums + ASMR trash compaction (+1 focus during cleanup ops)
āĀ Digital "Eco Lieutenant" BadgeĀ ā Unlock oxidized-copper Discord flair +Ā "Critically Sustainable"Ā emote
āĀ Secret Perk: WALL-Eās "Trash Tower Defense" mini-game (defend your desk from junk avalanches)
šĀ STYLE IT LIKE A WASTELAND WARRIOR:
ā¢Ā RUST MODEĀ ā Pair with matte brown peripherals + RGB set to "sunset amber"
ā¢Ā SOLAR CHICĀ ā Add plant-print keycaps + a "Critically Compostable" tumbler
COLOR/STYLE:
ā¢Ā APOCALYPSE AMBERĀ ā Weathered copper base with WALL-Eās chibi silhouette + UV-reactive rust glitter
ā¢Ā GREEN MACHINEĀ ā Gradient olive/moss swirls with glow-in-the-dark recycle glyphs
Optional engraving: Laser-etch your name in "scrap-metal script"!
āSAVE THE DESKTOP. GLITTER IS ETERNAL.ā ā K/ENIGMA
šĀ DEPLOY THE ECO-REBELLION:
More details
- 3 mm thick neoprene
- Anti-slip backing
Size & Fit
12" x 22"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.