Enigma Towel
🕵️♂️ ENIGMA TOWEL – "COVERT OPERATIONS DRYING PROTOCOL" EDITION
"The only towel that disappears from surveillance cameras - just like your enemies' will to fight after seeing your post-shower glow."
🔐 BLACK OPS SPECS
✔ STEALTH-TEX FABRIC - 650GSM microfiber absorbs evidence (sweat, tears, fingerprints) in 3.7 seconds
✔ INVISIBLE INK PRINT - Only reveals classified K/ENIGMA markings under blacklight
✔ DECOY POCKET - False compartment hides your real secrets (actual pocket located elsewhere)
🌑 SHADOW IMPACT
▸ 1 towel = 1 "Phantom Supply Drop" for active field agents
▸ 5 towels trigger "Operation Midnight Dry" (classified merch drop)
📡 DIGITAL DECRYPTION
→ "Vanishing Act" AR filter (erases you from background in real-time)
→ ENIGMA's "White Noise Drying" playlist (encrypted dryer sounds x bass drops)
🕶️ STYLE IT UNDERCOVER
• MISSION WRAP - Drape like a spy's trench coat with asymmetrical fold
• GHOST MODE - Wear hood-style with one eye slit for maximum mystique
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More details
- 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- Fabric weight in 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
- Printed on one side only
- The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Pretty K
- Email: contact@support.prettyk.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the azo dyes, formaldehyde, BPA, flammability, lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 30"x60"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.