WallE Desk Mat 15.5" x 31.5"
š±ļøĀ WALL-E DESK MAT ā "JUNKHEAP JUJITSU" EDITION
*15.5x31.5" MEGA TACTICAL ECO-WARZONE*
"Dominate your deskās post-apocalyptic wasteland with WALL-Eās eco-glitter resilience. This mat isnāt just oversizedāitās a āsolar-powered siegeā rigged for tactical trash-compacting and midnight snack rebellions. Warning: cuteness may cause spontaneous desk revolutions."
ā”Ā COMBAT-RECYCLED SPECS:
āļøĀ MEGA WASTELAND ZONEĀ ā 15.5x31.5" sprawl (fits keyboards, seedling stashes, and emotional support Rubikās cubes).
āļøĀ SOLAR-POWERED GRIPā¢Ā ā Non-slip solar-panel texture (defies desk drift during dust storms or rogue Roomba raids).
āļøĀ 5MM JUNK-PROOF COREĀ ā Upcycled foam armor (survives 25K APM* + accidental sludge tsunamis).
āļøĀ ECO-GLIDE SURFACEĀ ā Micro-polished recycled weave (cursor speed:Ā "solar sprint mode activated").
**(APM = Adorable Punches per Minute)
š„Ā YOUR PURCHASE = EARTHLING SUPPORT:
āø 1 mat = 1 week ofĀ "eco rations"Ā (seed gummies or solar-charged boba vouchers).
āø 3 mats = Unlock theĀ "Wasteland Care Package"Ā (mini desk succulent + Kās encryptedĀ Dirt Cup RamenĀ recipe PDF).
š®Ā BONUS DLC:
āĀ "Rust & Beats" PlaylistĀ ā Lofi robot hums + ASMR trash compaction (+1 focus during cleanup ops).
āĀ Digital "Eco Lieutenant" BadgeĀ ā Oxidized-copper Discord flair +Ā "Critically Sustainable"Ā emote.
āĀ Secret Perk: WALL-EāsĀ "Trash Tower Defense"Ā mini-game (defend your desk from junk avalanches).
šĀ STYLE IT LIKE A WASTELAND WARLORD:
ā¢Ā STEALTH RECYCLEĀ ā Matte brown peripherals + RGB set toĀ "sunset amber."
ā¢Ā SOLAR CHICĀ ā Add plant-print keycaps + aĀ "Critically Compostable"Ā tumbler.
COLOR/STYLE:
ā¢Ā APOCALYPSE AMBERĀ ā Weathered copper base with chibi WALL-E + UV-reactive rust glitter (glows like a relic).
ā¢Ā GREEN MACHINEĀ ā Gradient olive/moss swirls with glow-in-the-dark recycle glyphs (eco-rave ready).
Optional engraving: Laser-etch your name in "scrap-metal script"!
āSAVE THE DESKTOP. GLITTER IS ETERNAL.ā ā K/ENIGMA
šĀ IGNITE THE ECO-REBELLION:
More details
- 3 mm thick neoprene
- Anti-slip backing
Size & Fit
- 15.5" x 31.5"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.