Enigma Women's Pajama Shorts
💜 ENIGMA PAJAMA SHORTS – "MYSTIC MOBILITY" EDITION
"Sleep like a time traveler, dream like a wheelchair-bound warlock—these shorts are parallel universe portals with pockets."
🌀 CHAOS-READY COMFORT TECH:
✔ GALACTIC CHAMBRAY – Warp-speed cooling with hidden constellation coordinates
✔ QUANTUM POCKETS – Holds emergency gummies, spare spoons, and wrestling trivia
✔ AURA-ADJUST WAIST – Stays put during pizza nights/sudden stand-up comedy urges
♿ YOUR PURCHASE = DREAM FUEL:
â–¸ 1 pair = Charges 1 "Barrier Breaker Kit" (medical funds OR adaptive gear mods)
▸ 5 pairs = Activates "Operation: Astral Projection" (Enigma's wheelchair wheelie ASMR mix)
🔮 BONUS PERKS:
→ Digital "Rogue Theorist" badge (with glitch animation)
→ "The Multiverse Lullaby" (elevator music x steel chair samples)
🌌 STYLE YOUR COSMOS:
• STEALTH MODE – Black tank for "undercover time bandit" vibes
• FULL REALITY GLITCH – Mismatched socks + "No Linear Time" scrunchie
🛒 DEFY PHYSICS:
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More details
- 100% polyester
- Premium quality and silky feel
- Fabric weight: 3.2 oz./yd.² (90 g/m²)
- Relaxed fit
- Piping detail along the side seams
- Adjustable drawstrings
- Customizable care label and hang tag
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Pretty K
- Email: contact@support.prettyk.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.