(Green CHIBI) K Desk Mat 15.5" x 31.5"

227,33 kr 227,33 kr SEK

🖱️ GREEN CHIBI K DESK MAT – "PHOTOSYNTHESIS FURY" EDITION
15.5x31.5" MEGA TACTICAL JUNGLE
"Command your desk with K’s pint-sized leafy lethality—a ‘chlorophyll chokehold’ rigged for vine-speed clicks and glitter-powered spreadsheet takedowns. Warning: cuteness may cause spontaneous desk overgrowth."

⚡ COMBAT-BOTANICAL SPECS:
✔️ MEGA JUNGLE ZONE – 15.5x31.5" sprawl (fits keyboards, terrariums, and emergency matcha reserves).
✔️ MOSS-LOCK GRIP™ – Non-slip forest-floor texture (defies desk drift during monsoon meltdowns or snack-root rebellions).
✔️ 5MM CANOPY ARMOR – Rainforest-density foam (endures 25K APM* + squirrel-level snack hoarding).
✔️ VINE-WHIP GLIDE SURFACE – Micro-polished weave (cursor speed: "jungle dash mode activated").
**(APM = Adorable Punches per Minute)

💥 YOUR PURCHASE = FOREST GUARDIAN SUPPORT:
▸ 1 mat = 1 week of "grove rations" (matcha gummies or herbal tea ceasefire vouchers).
▸ 3 mats = Unlock the "Eco-Warrior Care Kit" (mini bonsai desk plant + K’s encrypted Zen Garden Ramen recipe scroll).

🎮 BONUS DLC:
→ "Canopy Beats" Playlist – Lofi rainforest ASMR + drum & bass leaf rustles (+1 focus during barkouts).
→ Digital "Jungle Lieutenant" Badge – Moss-green Discord flair + "Logging Off? Never." emote.
→ Secret Perk: K’s "Terrarium Builder" mini-game (design virtual jungles for squad HQ).

🌈 STYLE IT LIKE A FOREST SAGE:
• STEALTH FOLIAGE – Pair with wooden peripherals + RGB set to "emerald pulse."
• WILDLING CHAOS – Add fern-shaped keycaps + a "Critical Chlorophyll" tumbler.

COLOR/STYLE:
• EMERALD STRONGHOLD – Deep green base with chibi K camouflaged in glitter foliage + gold vine detailing (ages like fine ramen broth).
• MOSSY MUTINY – Gradient forest greens with glow-in-the-dark mushroom motifs (UV-reactive for night ops).
Optional engraving: Laser-etch your gamer tag in "leafscript"!

“GLITTER IS PHOTOSYNTHESIS. DOMINATION IS EVERGREEN.” – K/ENIGMA

🛒 PLANT YOUR FLAG:

More details

  • 3 mm thick neoprene
  • Anti-slip backing

Size & Fit

  • 15.5" x 31.5"

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.