K's Club (Chibi) K Desk Mat 15.5" x 31.5"

$23.00 $23.00

🖱️ K’S CLUB CHIBI DESK MAT – "SQUAD SMACKDOWN SUPREME" EDITION
15.5x31.5" MEGA TACTICAL ALLIANCE ZONE
"Unite all five chibi Ks—pink, purple, aqua, red, green—on a glitter-drenched battlefield where cuteness conquers chaos. This mat isn’t just oversized—it’s a ‘sugar-rush solidarity’ rigged for synchronized clicks and midnight snack ambushes. Warning: squad-powered mischief may cause spontaneous desk takeovers."

⚡ COMBAT-ALLIANCE SPECS:
✔️ MEGA WARZONE – 15.5x31.5" sprawl (fits keyboards, snack arsenals, and emergency confetti barricades).
✔️ ALLIANCE-LOCK GRIP™ – Non-slip prismatic rubber (defies desk drift during chromatic chaos or boba mutinies).
✔️ 5MM SQUAD-ARMOR CORE – MIL-SPEC foam (survives 40K APM* + inter-squad glitter wars).
✔️ OMNI-GLIDE SURFACE – Laser-etched micro-weave (cursor speed: "rainbow blitz mode activated").
**(APM = Adorable Punches per Minute)

💥 YOUR PURCHASE = SQUAD MORALE BOOST:
▸ 1 mat = 1 week of "alliance rations" (rainbow gummies or mystery boba ceasefire coupons).
▸ 3 mats = Unlock the "Ultimate Care Package" (holographic squad poster + K’s encrypted Ramen Rebellion cookbook).

🎮 BONUS DLC:
→ "Squad Anthem Playlist" – Hyperpop mashups of all five K theme songs (+1 teamwork buff during boss meltdowns).
→ Digital "Glitter Commander" Badge – Prismatic Discord flair + "Critically Overpowered" emote.
→ Secret Perk: K’s "Snack Defense" mini-game (build gummy walls to fend off invasions).

🌈 STYLE IT LIKE A TACTICAL GENERAL:
• PRISM PLATOON – RGB peripherals set to "disco inferno" + neon cable accents.
• CHAOS COALITION – Mix-match keycaps (one per chibi) + a "Glitter Grenade" ramen bowl.

COLOR/STYLE:
• PRISM PLATOON – Glossy black base with UV-reactive squad glyphs (glows like a rave relic).
• ALLIANCE AURORA – Gradient rainbow swirls with glow-in-the-dark emblems (pairs with RGB ambush lighting).
*Optional engraving: Laser-etch your squad motto in "glitter glyphs" (max 25 chars)!*

“TOGETHER, WE’RE A GLITTER APOCALYPSE. SOLO? STILL ADORABLE.” – K/ENIGMA

🛒 RALLY THE SQUAD:

More details

  • 3 mm thick neoprene
  • Anti-slip backing

Size & Fit

  • 15.5" x 31.5"

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.