Team K (V-2) Pillow

$27.00

⚡ TEAM K V.2 PILLOW – "HYPER STRIKE SNUGGLE SYSTEM 2.0" EDITION
"The nap revolution just leveled up. Where V.1 pioneered, V.2 dominates *with 300% more kawaii firepower and self-repairing fluff tech. Resistance is squishable."*

🚀 NEXT-GEN CUDDLE SPECS
✔ NANO-RESPONSIVE FOAM – Self-healing core adapts to combat dents or couch potato grooves (patent-pending TEAM K tech)
✔ HOLO-HAZE COVER – Shift-reactive print cycles through 5 stealth patterns (clap twice to activate)
✔ PHANTOM POCKET – Subspace storage fits snacks, earbuds, or a tiny plasma cutter (defies EU physics regulations)

💥 WARRIOR IMPACT
▸ 1 pillow = 1 "Neural Sync Module" for TEAM K recruits (brainwave-optimized lullabies)
▸ 5 pillows trigger "Project Overdrive" (limited edition tech sleeves + AR training sim access)

📡 DIGITAL FIREPOWER
→ "Holo-Hack" AR filter (projects scrolling combat data over your bed)
→ TEAM K’s "Binary Lullabies" playlist (glitchcore beats x encrypted whale songs)

🛌 DEPLOYMENT MODES
• STEALTH 2.0 – Pair with liquid-metal sheets + retinal-scan sleep mask
• NEON NINJA – Prop against LED-lit headboards for "cyber-dojo" vibes

🛒 [UPGRADE PROTOCOL]

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  • 100% pre-shrunk polyester case and insert
  • Fabric weight: 8.1 oz/yd² (275 g/m²)
  • Machine-washable case

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.