Team K (V-2) Women's Pajama Pants

$42.00

🔥 TEAM K V2 PAJAMA PANTS – "PACK TACTICAL" EDITION
"Sleep like a lone wolf, wake up like a synchronized hype hurricane—these PJs are group combat gear for midnight snack raids and emotional warfare."

⚡ TAG-TEAM COMFORT TECH:
✔ PACK-SYNCH FLEECE – Glows faintly when other Team K members are within 50ft
✔ WOLF PACK POCKETS – Expandable cargo holds for shared gummies + wrestling hot takes
✔ PHEROMONE WAISTBAND – Secretly releases "no bad vibes" chemicals (patent pending)

👊 YOUR PURCHASE = SQUAD ARTILLERY:
â–¸ 1 pair = Arms 1 "Morale Nuke" (therapy funds OR emergency PPV pizza)
▸ 5 pairs = Activates "Operation: Cuddle Pile" (custom ASMR hype track feat. Walle snorts)

🎖️ BONUS UNIT PERKS:
→ Digital "Pajama Phalanx" badge (with shield wall animation)
→ "Barracks Brawl Lullabies" (marching cadence x steel chair echoes)

🛌 STYLE YOUR FORMATION:
• STEALTH MODE – Grey muscle tee for "sleeping dragon" energy
• FULL COMBAT GLOW – Pair with electro-luminescent socks + squad coordinates tattoo sleeve

🛒 DEPLOY TO DREAMLAND:
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  • 100% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 2.65 oz./yd.² (90 g/m²)
  • Straight, relaxed fit
  • Drawstrings
  • Decorative piping along the side seams
  • Customizable care label and hang tag

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.