Team K (V-2) Women's Pajama Shorts

$36.00

🔥 TEAM K V2 PAJAMA SHORTS – "PACK TACTICAL" EDITION
"Sleep solo, wake up squad-strong—these shorts are group combat gear for summer night ops."

⚡ TAG-TEAM COOLING TECH:
✔ PACK-SYNCH CHAMBRAY – Glows faintly when other Team K members are within 50ft
✔ WOLF PACK POCKETS – Expandable cargo holds for shared gummies + wrestling hot takes
✔ PHEROMONE WAISTBAND – Secretly releases "no bad vibes" chemicals (patent pending)

👊 YOUR PURCHASE = SQUAD ARTILLERY:
â–¸ 1 pair = Arms 1 "Morale Nuke" (therapy funds OR emergency PPV pizza)
▸ 5 pairs = Activates "Operation: Cuddle Pile" (custom ASMR hype track feat. Walle snorts)

🎖️ BONUS PERKS:
→ Digital "Phalanx Leader" badge (with shield wall animation)
→ "Barracks Brawl Lullabies" (marching cadence x steel chair echoes)

🌙 STYLE YOUR FORMATION:
• STEALTH MODE – Grey muscle tee for "sleeping dragon" energy
• FULL COMBAT – Pair with electro-luminescent socks + squad coordinate tattoos

🛒 DEPLOY TO DREAMLAND:
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  • 100% polyester
  • Premium quality and silky feel
  • Fabric weight: 3.2 oz./yd.² (90 g/m²)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Piping detail along the side seams
  • Adjustable drawstrings
  • Customizable care label and hang tag

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.