Together for K Crop Hoodie
š„Ā TOGETHER FOR K CROP HOODIE ā "FACTION WARPAINT" EDITION
(MEMBERS-ONLY MISSION GEAR)
"This isn't merchāit's a membership tattoo for the inner circle. Wear the bond that even a steel chair couldn't break."
āļøĀ CLASSIFIED SQUAD SPECS:
āĀ COVERT CROP CUTĀ ā Tailored for mid-battle snack access & dramatic jacket removals
āĀ PSYCHIC FLEECEā¢Ā ā Adapts to emotional weather (50% warmer when morale dips)
āĀ RUNE-STITCHED POCKETSĀ ā Hidden hex patterns hold emergency glitter & spare courage
šĀ YOUR PURCHASE = SECRET HANDHAKE:
āø 1 hoodie = 1 "Phantom Assist" (stealth-paid medical co-pay or surprise DoorDash raid)
āø 3 hoodies = Unlocks "The Inner Sanctum" (monthly Zoom hang with K's rescue pets)
šĀ ILLUMINATI-LEVEL PERKS:
ā DigitalĀ "Krypt Keeper"Ā badge w/ customizable wrestling alias
āĀ "The Forbidden Mixtape Vol. 1"Ā (Enigma's unreleased lofi-wrestling hybrid beats)
šŖĀ STYLE YOUR ALLEGIANCE:
ā¢Ā WOLFPACK MODEĀ ā Layer over fishnets + steel-toe Crocs for "tender menace"
ā¢Ā CEREBRAL ASSASSINĀ ā Monochrome palette with holographic nail armor
šĀ [REDACTED ACCESS LINK]
(Membership verified at checkout. Posers will be gently booed.)
More details
- 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
- Midweight fabric: 6.5 oz/ydĀ² (220.39 g/mĀ²)
- Regular fit
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Together for K Crop Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
18.63
|
22
|
|
M
|
19.38
|
23 1/2
|
|
L
|
21.38
|
25 1/2
|
|
XL
|
22.13
|
27 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
22.88
|
29 1/2
|