WallE Desk Mat 12" x 22"

🖱️ WALL-E DESK MAT – "JUNKHEAP JUJITSU" EDITION
*12x22" TACTICAL ECO-ASSAULT*
"Dominate your desk’s post-apocalyptic wasteland with WALL-E’s eco-glitter resilience. This mat isn’t just recycled—it’s a ‘solar-powered siege’ rigged for trash-compacting precision and tactical snack hoarding. Warning: cuteness may cause spontaneous desk rebellions."

⚡ COMBAT-RECYCLED SPECS:
✔️ XXL WASTELAND ZONE – 12x22" tactical sprawl (fits keyboards, seedling stashes, and emotional support Rubik’s cubes)
✔️ SOLAR-POWERED GRIP™ – Non-slip solar-panel texture (defies desk drift during dust storms or rogue Roomba raids)
✔️ 5MM JUNK-PROOF CORE – Upcycled foam armor (survives 20K APM* + accidental sludge tsunamis)
✔️ ECO-GLIDE SURFACE – Micro-polished recycled weave (cursor speed: "solar sprint mode activated")
**(APM = Adorable Punches per Minute)

💥 YOUR PURCHASE = EARTHLING SUPPORT:
▸ 1 mat = 1 week of "eco rations" (seed gummies or mystery solar-charged boba vouchers)
▸ 3 mats = Unlock the "Wasteland Care Package" (mini desk succulent + K’s encrypted "Dirt Cup Ramen" recipe PDF)

🎮 BONUS DLC:
→ "Rust & Beats" Playlist – Lofi robot hums + ASMR trash compaction (+1 focus during cleanup ops)
→ Digital "Eco Lieutenant" Badge – Unlock oxidized-copper Discord flair + "Critically Sustainable" emote
→ Secret Perk: WALL-E’s "Trash Tower Defense" mini-game (defend your desk from junk avalanches)

🌈 STYLE IT LIKE A WASTELAND WARRIOR:
• RUST MODE – Pair with matte brown peripherals + RGB set to "sunset amber"
• SOLAR CHIC – Add plant-print keycaps + a "Critically Compostable" tumbler

COLOR/STYLE:
• APOCALYPSE AMBER – Weathered copper base with WALL-E’s chibi silhouette + UV-reactive rust glitter
• GREEN MACHINE – Gradient olive/moss swirls with glow-in-the-dark recycle glyphs
Optional engraving: Laser-etch your name in "scrap-metal script"!

“SAVE THE DESKTOP. GLITTER IS ETERNAL.” – K/ENIGMA

🛒 DEPLOY THE ECO-REBELLION: